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Rednecks
There is a little "Redneck" in all of us!
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You Might Be a Redneck if: |
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 You're any of the four in this picture! Get-er-done! |
 Your child appears to be an identical twin to this one! |
 Your primary transportation is this 1 horsepower limousine. |
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 You have been guilty of this to keep cool! |
 It takes this bus to get to your home! |
 This is your primary dwelling & transportation. |
 You have a John Deere Trike! |
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 This is your wife's latest change to the decor. |
 You use your van as a pickup truck |
 These guys are your first cousins Bubba & Leroy |
 You have entirely too many Bikes. | |||||||||
| Might be a Redneck if: | ||||||||||||
 You think that this raised roof bus is a beautiful motor home |
 When you go for a cruise on the lake, it's in a motor home. |
 You consider plastic sheeting and duct tape permanent |
 You think Bark Camo should be a fad | |||||||||
 You believe this is the proper method for hauling an ATV |
 You need this cart where you play golf. |
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 You have ever done anything like this. | |||||||||
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 You have all these tires and no spare. |
 You think this is a really nice ride. |
 You either built or rode this contraption |
 Your Gingerbread House is in the form of a mobile home. | |||||||||
 You don't know that Jesus has already "Got-r-done" |
 Your yard looks anything like this. |
 You use a rotten modified barn as a hanger for an expensive airplane. |
 You have your 13 hp racing mower cranking out 18 horsepower. | |||||||||
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 This sidecar is just the greatest to you |
 This is your wall art |
 This spoiler is your very own design! |
 You take any chance to fish. | |||||||||
 You helped build this roof-top rack |
 This was your wedding cake |
 You get air-mail |
 You use a camper shell for a dog house. | |||||||||
| Might be a Redneck if: | ||||||||||||
 You have been guilty of something like this. |
 You had anything to do with this boat-car. |
 You think anyone "dresses up" to go to Wal Mart. |
 You think racing these cars will overtake NASCAR | |||||||||
 Your Helmet fits better Backwards |
 You fish in the Pool |
 You've added a "Window Air" unit to your truck. |
 You put these teeth in your child's mouth. | |||||||||
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 You have a mobile patio |
 You shave your back |
 You want one of these! | |||||||||
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 You like NASCAR Air Force1 | |||||||||
 You do this same thing |
 You think this is a good idea |
 You are wondering if it has am/fm cd stereo |
 You allow the dogs to prewash. | |||||||||
| Might be a redneck if: | ||||||||||||
 You think this is nice |
 This is your House Boat |
 You're crazy enough to do this |
 You would like to have a 50MM | |||||||||
 Your kids want to ride this bus |
 You like this "Motor Home" |
 You think "Nice Planters" |
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